Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 10 min
Serves: 1 lazy dude(tte)
Difficulty: One hand is for the beer, the other for the spatula
Recommended Sides: An entire bottle of wine, ice cream, and Louie season 2.
2-3 cloves garlic
1 green onion
A little onion
A little cheese
Step 1: Drink
Home alone, are we? Time to celebrate! Are you wearing your lazy pants yet? Perfect, this recipe is for you. It involves minimal amount of effort, but yields high amounts of delicious, hedonistic, and tongue-tantalizing flavors. I called it bachelor chow because there is no way you’d make this mess for anyone other than yourself. Giant, sloppy sandwiches are good for the soul, so if you have one of those you will probably like this dish.
Step 2: Bacon and Veggies
Start cooking the bacon. Pro-tip: put it on a lower heat (medium or so) and chop up the veggies while you are waiting. Also cut up your bread and lightly cover 2 sides with cheese. This is a good time to turn on the broiler too.
Step 3: Cook Stuff
Toss all the veggies on the stove (I used the pan I cooked the bacon in) and when it is almost done, cook the eggs off to the side to your liking. I did mine over-easy because I’m baller like that. Toss the bread with the cheese on it in the broiler, but make sure it doesn’t burn.
Step 4: Assemble
Throw all of that on the bread. That’s it, welcome to flavor town. Population: you. You are probably going to have to mash down the bread to make it function like a sandwich though. The egg might also explode all over the place, so it’s a good thing you’re wearing your lazy pants!