Mystery Science Kitchen 3000

Fire Chicken of Outer Space

Prep Time: 30 minutes
Cook Time: 20 minutes
Serves: 2-4
Difficulty: Patience is a virtue
Recommended Side Dishes: Potatoes, green beans, mashed taters, cheesy bacon potatoes, corn, ice cream, salad, ambrosia, and garlic bread.

2 filleted chicken breasts
4 Green onions (or 1/2 a regular onion, if you’re out of green ones…)
2 TBS steak seasoning
2 TSP cayenne pepper
2 TSP garlic powder
3 Cloves fresh garlic
1/2 cup olive oil

Step 1: Chicken of the Space
Cut your chicken breasts in half from the side, then cut again from the top (see below). Put them in a bowl, add chopped up green onion, steak seasoning, cayenne pepper, garlic powder, and olive oil. Mix together with your hands and set aside for 20-30 minutes. Also dice the garlic and set aside.

Step 2: Hot Hot Chicken
Put chicken in a pan and cook on medium. Cook until everything gets a sexy dark color.

Step 3: Eat Without Crying
The cayenne pepper is hot. Don’t use too much of it. If you already did, congratulations! You are on your way to growing manly chest hair!

This entry was written by rhetorock and published on January 10, 2012 at 12:00 pm. It’s filed under Recipes and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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