Mystery Science Kitchen 3000

Mean Green Beans

Prep Time: 2 minutes
Cook Time: 10 minutes
Serves: As many as you want
Difficulty: 3.5
Recommended Main Dishes: Parmigiana chicken, burgers, grilled/baked chicken, turkey, meatloaf, spaghetti, pastas, or human.

A handful of green beans
3-4 garlic cloves
2 TBS steak seasoning (SteakChop!)
2 TBS Butter (Pro tip: margarine is only one molecule away from being plastic. Not an advisable ingredient.)

Step 1: Wash green beans
Yes, with water. Also trim off the endings of the beans. Then chop up the garlic and set aside.
Step 2: Place beans in pan with other stuff
Put beans in a pan, add SteakChop and butter. Drink beer.

Step 3: Cook
Cook on medium and stir occasionally. The beans will get darker over time, and when they seem almost done go ahead and toss in the garlic. Once the garlic starts to turn brown, you’re done!

Step 4: Eat. 
And finish beer.

This entry was written by rhetorock and published on January 4, 2012 at 6:59 am. It’s filed under Recipes and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post.

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